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![]() Quraysh Ali Lansana i’ve heard tale of a hustle in brooklyn where clever folks throw themselves in front of cars lurching down eastern parkway not the beat-up green mini-vans or duct tape toyotas of poets, not impalas bleeding chrome spinning disposable testosterone but mid to high end machines of certain insurance booty, drivers in the 30 to 50 year range, same demographic as oprah’s audience i suppose there is a right and wrong approach to this science, the angles of minimal damage to consider, side to bumper, back to door, head up unless her poodle is well groomed. few have retired, i would speculate but work less now that checks lack bounce and the mailman walks briskly it must be the eyes, wide and clean that distinguish ordinary jaywalkers from these impact alvin aileys. are classes offered in this discipline? at utica i marvel at the desperate genius the split-second calculus, the risks and gains of such occupation, before descent into the dark anonymity of the 4 train. ![]() | ||